Yeah, two Daily Show clips in a row, but this is pure gold. Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz grabs the conch and calls it like it is:
"Listen up, Congress: GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK! (....) For the Jewish holiday for godsakes - how many Jews are even in Congress? Wall Street's open - I guarantee you they got more Jews on Wall Street than in Congress! (...) The Daily Show's on! I'll guarantee you we got more Jews at the Daily Show than Congress! (...) I mean seriously: Utah? You're not coming in for Rosh Hashanah? Wyoming? My rabbi doesn't even have the balls to take two days for Rosh Hashanah. For fuck's sake! And I really hope when you get back you buckle down because before you turn around it'll be Boxing Day, and then Kwanzaa and we'll never get anything done!"
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This is LeSinge.org v3.0. It's on its sixth* server since I registered the domain name in November of 2000 and it has gone through several drastic facelifts in that time, usually prompted by some cataclysmic event like someone deleting a load of files they shouldn't, or a server being shut down. This is the maddest layout yet; I'm trying to fit the entire weblog (apart from diary archives and the gallery) into a single loading page using all sorts of PHP-generated DHTML jiggery-pokery. The idea is to make it more inviting to look around since there's no loading between "pages". It's still a work in progress (more a proof of concept than anything), so be patient!
I'm Dave Whyte, an Irish CS graduate, German speaker, linguist and incredibly talented web developer. I'm originally from Fermoy but I now live in Newbridge with my wife Beth and our son. I'm currently working for these fine folks and enjoying it greatly.
"The Monkey"? Eh?
My nom de guerre comes from an old Eddie Izzard comedy sketch.
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- Email - me @ this domain name (I had the catch-all disabled, with instant results)
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Dear Americans...
Blogsam & Linksam
- Some great Wiimote IR tracking projects
21/11/2008 via http://procrastineering.blogspot.com/ - I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
20/11/2008 via http://www.theonion.com/ - I know you got yourself a skinny ol' man
19/11/2008 via gimme a minute - Chocolate Fudge Pie Chart
17/11/2008 via http://feeds.infosthetics.com/ - getfuzzyfeed @ 2008-11-17T10:18:00
17/11/2008 via Jessica - Scratch Input and Low-Cost Multi-spectral material sensor
14/11/2008 via Johnny Chung Lee - Dance Fail « FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments
14/11/2008 via http://failblog.org/ - (title unknown)
14/11/2008 via http://belledejour-uk.blogspot.com/ - "New Lead Singer" - Fri, 14 Nov 2008
14/11/2008 via http://sinfest.net/ - Church
13/11/2008 via Black Hockey Jesus - "Your Corporate Masters" - Thu, 13 Nov 2008
13/11/2008 via http://sinfest.net/ - Google Flu Trends: Tracking Flu across the U.S.
13/11/2008 via http://feeds.infosthetics.com/ - I Bet My 40s Are Totally Going To Rock | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
12/11/2008 via http://www.theonion.com/ - Naughtiest Dilbert Comic Ever?
12/11/2008 via http://dilbert.com/ - HSE sternly reminds woman about how much her ill son cost the state
11/11/2008 via Damien
